Under the Sea

10,000 leagues under the sea and Tyler could still breath and hadn’t been crushed by the pressure.
This is not normal! Tyler thought.
Well what was normal for Tyler? He’d always been a bit different from the others. He’d never been able to put his finger on it, probably because he had no fingers. See as a child no-one had given Tyler the time-honored advice on snapping turtles; “If you put your finger in their mouths they’ll bit you.” Once the first finger had come off he had to make sure it wasn’t some sort of fluke so he proceeded to put another finger in the turtles mouth. When Tyler’s unconscious body was found 8 hours later all 10 fingers were missing. Apparently the turtle had found a liking for the taste of fingers. In fact it took 2 decades, 12 years on the most wanted list, 897 fingers, and 9 dead operatives for the CIA to finally take down the Turtle.
Now what was I talking about again?

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